MAMA I MADE IT

Important Email to Mom

Ma –

Before the beach (if you remember)…please go down to my room and grab the 25^th Anniversary Edition CD of MJ’s Thriller from the top shelf of my bookcase.  It has a GOLD binding and it’s pretty hard to miss.

Xo

b

Authentic Facebook Message

Hey Brian, I’m sending you this praying that you will help me. Before you delete this message, please read it completely when you have a moment or two :) I don’t know where to start. I really hope you really think about what I’m saying. I am nearly 21 years old, I love that Joe is famous for his sake, but personally I love him whether or not he wasn’t famous. I have searched for 21 years ( you might think that’s young but seriously by 21 you’ve met a lot of people ) and I have never found anyone as special as Joey. I have always had the perfect image of the guy I would love to be with and I have literally never found that until I knew about Joey. I have obviously liked other guys before Joey but not at this level. I’m in love with him, I know it sounds ridiculous to be in love with someone who you’ve never met, but I know a lot about him and everything I just know I just love. Again, I’m almost 21 years old, I don’t say these things lightly. I really used to be selfish and just with Joe, I have come to love him and care for him and pray for him and his family more than I pray and care and love myself. I even pray that God gives me Nick’s diabetes. I love him and his family so much, as if they’re my own. He’s me, literally except for the whole he’s a man thing, he’s just the male version of me. I even know that he’s with Camilla and I’m so freakin happy for him, he’s wanted to be with her for a long time and it just makes me happy that he’s happy. What I really love about him is that he’s very devout to God and loves Him very much just like me, he’s very family oriented just like me, we have the same morals and same exact personality, I’m not kidding. I’ve never found anyone who has all of these things in common with me and that’s all that really matters, having the same faith, morals and personality. But it doesn’t end there, we have so much little stuff in common too. I wrote him a four and a half page letter single spaced, size ten font and it’s not even enough to express all my feelings but I tried to narrow it down as much as I can. I even made him a shirt, and I have been trying so hard as you can see to meet him, I even lost $350 in the process, I pray and pray every day for God to take care of them and to continue to bless them, but it wasn’t in God’s will to happen…yet… hopefully He blesses me with an opportunity to meet him just once, as much as I would love to be with him, just meeting him would be such a blessing and maybe you are my opportunity. Please help me, all I’m asking is to please just tell him how I feel that’s it just please tell him because you have contact with him and I don’t, I can only do so much, maybe God wants to work through you to help me, please, knowing how wonderful he and his family are they will help me meet them just by knowing how I feel. Maybe you can message me back or maybe they can message me back on myspace or here. I live in san diego I can easily drive up to l.a. to meet them, I just need the guarantee that I can meet them. Please help me, you will make me so happy. You don’t even know. I’ll even copy and paste the letter on here to prove even more how I feel if you want. Thank you for everything. (I’m thinking she’s referring to Joe Jonas??)

Not a-twitter.

consillyence:

Signed up for a Twitter account yesterday and canceled it within 10 minutes. I make technology decisions with a the help of a benefit-accrued vs. anxiety-induced calculation. This one was very easy. Twitter is not for me.

thisisbk: Kyle Erickson, people.  Kyle Erickson.